Sing It Again

LASER FOCUS?

I keep hearing the phrase “Laser-like focus” when referring to Barack Obama’s approach to jobs, the borders, immigration, law enforcement, health-care, oil wells, home ownership, smoking, Israel, pastries, dog grooming, tiddlywinks … you name it and the liberal media says he has a “Laser-like focus” on THAT right now. Aaaaaargh! … I think I’m gonna be SICK!

To me he seems like one of those teenagers that brings a laser pointer to the meeting and shines it in everyone’s eyes when they start to talk in opposition to HIS views. Seriously, I wonder if he even owns a laser? Whatever … I wrote a song for him. It’s to the tune of “If I had a hammer” … kinda catchy. (You Baby Boomers will remember Peter Paul & Mary) 🙂

IF I HAD A LASER (THE LASER SONG)

If I had a Laser

I’d laser in the morning

I’d laser in the evening

All over this land

I’d laser out oil wells

I’d laser out coal fields

I’d laser out the love between the races and the classes

All over this land

 

If I had a well

I’d plug it in the morning

I’d plug it in the evening

All over this land

I’d plug up offshore

I’d plug up onshore

I’d dry up the jobs between the east coast and the west coast

All over this land

 

Now I’ve got a song

I sing it in the morning

I sing it in the evening

All over this land

I sing about spending

I sing about deficits

I sing about piling debt on your brothers and your sisters

All over this land

 

Well I’ve got my laser

And I’ve “plugged” the wells

And I’ve got my song – I – sing

All over this land

It’s a laser of “justice”

The wells we don’t need ‘em

It’s a song about crushing debt for your brothers and your sisters

All over this land